We had a good run
Well folks, this is it! By the time you read this, Quetzalcoatl will have escaped his abyssal prison in the Earth’s core and will be using his gnarly flame breath to turn all creation to ash. In accordance with the prognostications we’ve read, it’s apparently going to be pretty sick. We wish we could see it, but, you know, we‘ll be annihilated.
Sit back, relax, and watch some cool apocalypse videos as the great chickensnake makes his way to your hometown >
Goodbye cruel world.